This is part one of a series of library jokes chosen by Miss Melanie. If you have a good library joke, please let her know!
Q: Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?
A: Because she was in the non-friction section!
An eight year girl was trying to check out a book entitled " Advice for Young Mothers" from the local library.
Her parent asked, "Now why do you want to check out this particular book, dear?"
Little girl: "I collect moths!"
Q: Do you know how many librarians it takes to screw in a light bulb?
A: No, but I know where you can look it up!
and finally:
What's another word for thesaurus?
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