And now for some more library jokes:
Q: Why is that library book you're trying to find always in the last place you look?
A: Because once you find it, you stop looking!
Q: Where was the librarian when the lights went out?
A: In the dark!
A man enters a library, walks up to the librarian at the desk and says loudly, "I'd like a cheeseburger with fries, hold the ketchup!"
The surprised librarian replies softly, "Sir, this is a library!".
"Oh! Sorry," says the man, now talking much softer, "I'd like a cheeseburger with fries, hold the ketchup."
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